Not Again, our favourite paddling pooch has been making a name for himself in our reviews for some time. He has even been brushing shoulders with the real celebrities of the paddle world and is well loved by all who meet him! This page is for all the fans of Not Again, to keep track of his latest expeditions.
Not Again was a Woolworths soft toy who was abandoned and became homeless. He was rescued from a local charity shop for the princely sum of £2. We fed him properly, washed and groomed him, fitted him with a buoyancy aid and he has taken to paddling like a Dog to water! He secured employment with Canoe Shops and quickly rose through the ranks. Not Again is now our Chief Buying Consultant, Marketing Guru, Test Pilot, Publicity man and general dogs-body (get it!).
As a bit of a celebrity in the paddling world, Not Again naturally makes friends very easily and has some rather unusual adventures:
Are you sure this dog can read!
Con Fusion - where is Not Not Not Again
Grandma made me this BA, she's mad too
Here's hoping his P Zip is undone
I can feel the force, now where the hell is Luke
I did say you spend too much time fishing
I'm sorry, I won't bite you again - please come back!
Just because you design Feelfree kayaks it don't mean you can put your hands there Mate!
Lawrence of Palmarabia (acabar) - I am finished eating dinner!
Liquidlogistics paddling the Dart then drinking the bar dry
Listen little dog - I am the advisor, so take my advice or else
Long hair and baldness sucks
Look away, he looks stupid
Movie Premier at G17 Weekend
Not Again and Not Not Again, his American cousin
Not Not Again, do you detect 'Just For Men' in these flowing locks
Pre-Expedition dental checks
pssst. Tell Codger and Duffer we've located the Pyranha beer stash
R.E.G. (The Pimpernel) paddles with the Upper Hamble CC and I got his autograph!
Rejected as potential Not Again's, Phil and Ambrose are feeling grumpy
Salisbury Canoe Club celebrate Englands win in Le Crunch
Saltash Catch - Wet arse, no fish. He buys his fish from S&J Fisheries Lee Mill
School's out for winter (or was it summer)
Sir Andy, table rolling champion of all of Cornwall
Sit still lads, then the wiper blades won't hurt your tails so much
Some 'bits' of me are very cold
They can't mean us, it must be a sign for the Johnsons guys
Time you got a new YAK Buoyancy Aid like mine you scruff
We are in the stocks and they are in the bar - phone the RSPCA
Whitewater's cool for dogs too!
Who are these guys asked Not Again - why they are the Big Wigs from Thule
With that paddling style you can see why she is Canoe shops CEO
Would you like a cream cake with that kayak
Wow - the President of Johnson Outdoors Watercraft shaking my paw!
You _________ - come for a paddle you said
You tight-arse. Next year, book a proper room for Pyranha Dart Fest
You're bald under that hat... now put me down!